My Worship Revolution

Got to District Council (fancy name for a bunch of business meetings) at Capital Christian Center in Sacramento yesterday.
As usual, there were issues with my pre-registration.  Not sure why that always happens to me.
After a bit of waiting, they finally got my name tag printed up.
Printed my name and stuck it on a tag.
Here’s what it says:

The lady at the counter bestowed ordination upon me.
See, I knew getting ordained in the A.G. would be a piece of cake!